Integration

Integration

He’s had quite an evening. Someone stole his wheelchair. Did you see who it was? Red bearded man.No, no, that’s the music you heard when it come on.0115… no… 0118… no… 0118 999 … 3. Hello? Is this the emergency services? Then which country am I speaking to? Hello? Hello?How can you two… Don’t Google the question, Moss!Uh… okay, well, the button on the side, is it glowing?You can come down here any time and I’ll be waiting for you! [slams down phone] That told her!

I mean, they have no respect for us up there! No respect whatsoever! We’re all just drudgeons to them!Today I have a business empire the like of which the world has never seen the like of which. I hope it doesn’t sound arrogant when I say that I am the greatest man in the world!Today I have a business empire the like of which the world has never seen the like of which. I hope it doesn’t sound arrogant when I say that I am the greatest man in the world!So, remember the new number! 0118 999! 88199, 9119 725! … 3!I’m going to murder you… You bloody woman!Oh really? Then why don’t you come down and make me then.

He’s had quite an evening. Someone stole his wheelchair. Did you see who it was? Red bearded man.No, no, that’s the music you heard when it come on.I don’t see how they couldn’t just keep it as it was. How hard is it to remember 911?No, no there you go, no there you go. I just heard it come on.Might want to play a bit hard to get.Uh… okay, well, the button on the side, is it glowing?

Uh… okay, well, the button on the side, is it glowing?We don’t need no education. Yes you do. You’ve just used a double negative.We don’t need no education. Yes you do. You’ve just used a double negative.Yeah, you need to turn it on… uh, the button turns it on.Yes! If there were such a thing as a drudgeon, that is what we’d be to them.Yes! Yesterday’s jam. That is what we are to them!… Actually, that doesn’t work, as a thing, because, you know, jam lasts for ages.