Hello? I’ve had a bit of a tumble.They just toss us away like yesterday’s jam.Yeah, you do know how a button works don’t you? No, not on clothes.It’s my term for my time of the month. Oh. What time of the month? The weekend?I am a man, he’s a man, we’re men! Ok, tell me how your feeling. I feel delicate… and annoyed, and… I think I’m ugly.Hello, IT. Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot?
A gay musical, called Gay. That’s quite gay. Gay musical? Aren’t all musicals gay? This must be, like, the gayest musical ever.He’s had quite an evening. Someone stole his wheelchair. Did you see who it was? Red bearded man.Oh really? Then why don’t you come down and make me then.Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again?A gay musical, called Gay. That’s quite gay. Gay musical? Aren’t all musicals gay? This must be, like, the gayest musical ever.0115… no… 0118… no… 0118 999 … 3. Hello? Is this the emergency services? Then which country am I speaking to? Hello? Hello?
Oh my God. I didn’t even know Smarties made a cereal. They don’t. It’s just Smarties in a bowl with milk.I’ve got Aunt Irma visiting. Oh, do you not like Aunt Irma? I’ve got an aunt like that.Graphic homoeroticism? Does that mean they’re going to get them out?When I started Reynholm Industries, I had just two things in my possession: a dream and 6 million pounds.Today I have a business empire the like of which the world has never seen the like of which. I hope it doesn’t sound arrogant when I say that I am the greatest man in the world!Hello, IT. Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot?
You’re not comfortable with your sexuality? Oh, I’m very comfortable with my sexuality, I just don’t want to be slapped in the face with their sexuality.I’m a 32 year old IT-man who works in a basement. Yes, I do the whole Lonely Hearts thing!How long have you been disabled? Ten years? Ten years, and how did it happen? If that’s not a rude question. Acid?OK. Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning? Smarties cereal.Nicer ambulances, faster response times and better looking drivers mean they’re not just the Emergency Services, they’re your Emergency Services.When I started Reynholm Industries, I had just two things in my possession: a dream and 6 million pounds.
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